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Go ahead, give that bum your change

Dallas Hansen

Winnipeg Free Press

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Lately,‭ ‬it's seemed that wherever I shop,‭ ‬I'm being solicited for money for the homeless.‭ ‬Oddly,‭ ‬however,‭ ‬the people asking aren't homeless.

‭"‬Typically,‭ ‬seven out of‭ ‬10‭ ‬panhandlers will use your spare change to buy drugs,‭ ‬alcohol,‭ ‬or cigarettes,‭" ‬claims a pamphlet accompanying a collection box for the Downtown Business Improvement Zone's‭ "‬Change for the better‭" ‬program.‭ ‬Never mind that the same could be said for wages or unemployment benefits paid to the majority of the population that actually has a home,‭ "‬Change for the better‭" ‬invites you to‭ "‬Give without guilt‭" ‬--‭ ‬because giving money to the poor always puts a strain on one's conscience.‭ ‬Rather than donating your coins or bills to the haggard men and women who dwell amid alleys and sidewalks for a living,‭ ‬you are advised‭ ‬--‭ ‬via text displays at cashier checkouts and on ubiquitous bus shelter posters‭ ‬--‭ ‬to entrust your donations to the suit-wearing,‭ ‬high-net-worth men and women of the BIZ board,‭ ‬who will prudently dole out said funds to the directors of such deserving agencies as The Salvation Army and the Union Gospel Mission,‭ ‬who will then in turn ensure that the funds trickle down not just to paid employees of these charities,‭ ‬but also to those in need of such charitable work as‭ "‬a jacket for a job interview‭" ‬or‭ "‬a place to warm up when it's cold outside.‭"

Don't even worry that the sport jacket was donated and the charity would have no pretext to exist if it didn't offer refuge from the cold at least some of the time.‭ ‬The Downtown BIZ would assure us that,‭ "‬The many social agencies in Winnipeg do such a great job of providing the fundamental basics of food,‭ ‬clothing and shelter‭ ‬--‭ ‬and are so well-supported by businesses and the public‭ ‬--‭ ‬that no one needs to panhandle in order to feed themselves.‭"

"Such a great job‭?" ‬Then why are there so many ill-clothed,‭ ‬ill-fed,‭ ‬and homeless people‭?

What is unfortunately true about our economy of abundance is that not everyone can find a place within what sociologist Paul Goodman referred to as the‭ "‬organized system.‭" ‬And just as the organized system has its bottom-feeders in the minimum wage market,‭ ‬so does the underground economy have its entry-level positions.

Panhandlers and squeegee kids might lack a lobbying network,‭ ‬but what they do is honest and defensible.‭ ‬Beggars sell pity,‭ ‬and with it the opportunity for the donor to feel important by assisting.‭ ‬Often their antics can comprise legitimate street entertainment.‭ ‬A few years ago,‭ ‬while I was living in New York City,‭ ‬there was a mohawked Filipino fellow from Hollywood known as Troll who stood amid the bustle of St.‭ ‬Mark's Place in the East Village holding a long stick on the end of which was tied a small plastic pitcher labelled‭ (‬with permanent black marker‭) "‬BEER FUND$.‭" ‬Troll's infectious jingle‭ ‬--‭ "‬Beer funds for the drunk punks‭! ‬Spare change for alcohol‭!" ‬--‭ ‬was in reality just as disingenuous as the wino who claims he needs money for food or the crackhead who claims to need bus fare:‭ ‬Troll actually saved his money,‭ ‬stashing it inside the abandoned tenement where he was squatting,‭ ‬so that he could ride Amtrak home to L.A.,‭ ‬for,‭ ‬as he described it,‭ "‬It's hard to hitchhike when you look like I do.‭"

Professional sidewalk-dwellers such as Troll‭ ‬--‭ ‬a frequent subject of foreign tourists‭' ‬photographs‭ ‬--‭ ‬can maintain a presence that benefits neighbourhoods.‭ ‬Being of the street,‭ ‬they will,‭ ‬when asked‭ (‬as they often can be‭) ‬give superb directions or suggest a good,‭ ‬cheap place to eat.‭ ‬Even the widely reviled squeegee kids can be useful,‭ ‬clearing my filthy windshield even after I admit to having no means of compensation.

An unusually large proportion of panhandlers and the homeless are a symptom of downtown Winnipeg's problems,‭ ‬but they are not per se the problem.‭ ‬Anecdotally,‭ ‬Vancouver has a much higher overall number of beggars-per-block within the central business and main retail districts,‭ ‬but they are so outnumbered by the working and middle classes that they are not so conspicuous‭ ‬--‭ ‬or intimidating.

What's ironic‭ ‬--‭ ‬indeed,‭ ‬hypocritical‭ ‬--‭ ‬is that the pro-business types who schemed‭ "‬Change for the better‭" ‬would likely support tax cuts,‭ ‬which would‭ "‬put the money where it belongs‭ ‬--‭ ‬in the hands of citizens.‭" ‬Thus,‭ ‬rather than drop my charitable dollars in a box to be collected and distributed by some faceless bureaucracy,‭ ‬I'll be putting it directly in the hands of those in need.

Category:‭ ‬Editorial and Opinions‭
‬Uniform subject(s‭)‬:‭ ‬Social problems‭
‬Length:‭ ‬Medium,‭ ‬598‭ ‬words

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